TALAFREAKOUT: Radical Leftist James Talarico Has Announced He Will Be Turning Texas Into One Big Gender Affirmation Clinic?!

Leaving Texans with NO CHOICE but to LOCK THEIR DOORS and HIDE their children from the RADICAL TRANS AGENDA, incoming Texas Senator James Talafreako has announced the Lone Star state will be FORCIBLY transformed into one MASSIVE STATE-FUNDED GENDER...

OH GOD OH FUCK: Democrats Have Announced They Will Vaccinate RFK Jr. After Winning Midterm Elections!!

MAGAMIND: Polymath President Donald Trump Has Just Signed An Executive Order To Rename The Midterms To The ‘Peakterms!!!’

SOCIALISM MEDIA: Holdout Soviet-Era Communist Soldier Found To Be Spreading Evil Ideology On Discord Server!!

KACHOW: Visionary Elon Musk Reveals New Tesla Roadster That Will Burst Into Flames Faster Than Any Previous Model!!!

Why did daddy leave?

Because of woke Couldn't stand to watch another Adam Sandler movie GTA VI is coming out soon Obama He saw soy milk while out getting cigarettes and killed himself Wait, daddy isn't coming back?! New series of Family Guy started Died after hearing CRANK by Slayyyter once