TALAFREAKOUT: Radical Leftist James Talarico Has Announced He Will Be Turning Texas Into One Big Gender Affirmation Clinic?!

Leaving Texans with NO CHOICE but to LOCK THEIR DOORS and HIDE their children from the RADICAL TRANS AGENDA, incoming Texas Senator James Talafreako has announced the Lone Star state will be FORCIBLY transformed into one MASSIVE STATE-FUNDED GENDER AFFIRMATION CLINIC!!

"I am going to DEMOLISH EVERY BUSINESS and HOME in Texas and REPLACE them all with a state-sized GENDER REASSIGNMENT CENTRE!!!" declared the VEGAN and TOFU-EATING FREAKSHOW that is James Talafreako during an interview with LESSER news outlet CBS News! "Every SHRED of taxes that Texan residents pay will be FUNNELLED DIRECTLY into making TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYBODY!! Including your FATHER, MOTHER, CHILDREN, NIECES, NEPHEWS, BROTHER, SISTER, CAT, DOG, HORSE, SNAKE, your MISTRESS, and that WEIRD COUSIN you don't talk to!!!"

BRAVE PATRIOTS on the ground are already MOBILISING!! Preparing themselves by learning NEW, ALL-POWERFUL TACTICAL BEEF JERKY, carrying extra TESTOSTERONE INJECTIONS, and pretending STUPID BULLSHIT like "human rights" don't apply to transgender people!! That will surely stop the WOKE BLUE-HAIRED CREEPS from putting OESTROGEN in the TAP WATER and turning Texas into a 695,662 square-kilometre GENDER AFFIRMING SAFE-HAVEN!!

"What is happening in Texas is HORRIBLE!!" yelled the HEROIC Senator Ted Cruz as he stepped above the parapet! "I am DEVASTATED!!! We have worked SO HARD to prevent something this AFFIRMING and HUMANISING from happening here in the GREAT state of Texas. But alas, James Talarico has made it his MISSION to turn our Lone Star state into a transgender-affirming WAR MACHINE!! I would be even MORE UPSET if I actually stayed in Texas, but I'm on currently on vacation to Disney World, AGAIN!!"

BEFORE THEY TAKE THIS DOWN: Sources in our heads confirmed in a WhatsApp group this evening that Talafreako is planning on replacing ALL bullets in Texas with OESTROGEN SUPPLEMENTS!!!