MAGAMIND: Polymath President Donald Trump Has Just Signed An Executive Order To Rename The Midterms To The ‘Peakterms!!!’

OWNING THE LIBS a mere day before our BRAVE PATRIOTS elect HEROIC REPUBLICANS, GALAXY BRAINED U.S. President Donald Trump has signed an executive order to rename the WEAK midterms to PEAKTERMS!!

"We are making the midterms GREAT AGAIN!" declared our GENIUS commander-in-chief. "The WOKE founding fathers were BRAINWASHED by a BLUE-HAIRED KAMALA HARRIS!! We're gonna UNDO THE DAMAGE!! It's going to be called PEAKTERMS!!! Even better, it sounds a bit like 'PEE,' which is a funny word. I know ALL the funny words, that's what they're saying!!"

As always, the WOKE LIBERAL CUCKS at the lesser LAME-STREAM media have tried to TEAR DOWN our president by attempting to BASELESSLY claim he is "distracting his cult-like vote base from his various failings as president." But we know that they are WRONG!! The president HASN'T failed, because he NEVER TRIED!!!

"The president is not letting the DEEP STATE control our words anymore!!" said our LOYAL and only mildly irritating Vice President JD Vance. "Words like ‘midterms’ are clearly designed by WOKE DEI HIRES that use BETA terms like ‘mid’ to turn our nation of HOT-BLOODED ALPHA AMERICANS WEAK FEMBOYS!!! NO MORE!! We MUST stand up to the WOKERATI!"

BEFORE THEY TAKE THIS DOWN: our GLORIOUS president has already GRACED us with new MERCH that is EXCLUSIVE TO Blaze readers like YOU!! Buy your own "I PEAKTERMED IN HIGH SCHOOL" baseball cap NOW for ONLY $1000!!!!