OH GOD OH FUCK: Democrats Have Announced They Will Vaccinate RFK Jr. After Winning Midterm Elections!!

After DEVASTATING MIDTERM LOSSES for our BRAVE REPUBLICAN PATRIOTS to the WOKE DEMOCRATS, the DEEP STATE has announced it is preparing to FORCIBLY VACCINATE our HEROIC HHS SECRETARY ROBERT F. KENNEDY JR. with mRNA POISON!!!

"It is TRUE, we are going to IMMUNISE RFK Jr. with a BIG WIDE GRIN on our faces!!" bellowed the EVIL and INSIDIOUS DNC DRONES currently PROWLING our GREAT NATION!!! "We already have everything in place. All we need to do now is FIND HIM, TIE HIM DOWN, and PROTECT HIM FROM INFECTIOUS DISEASES! We're going to REPLACE HIS BLOODLINE with HEALTHY, NON-MEASLES RIDDEN IMMUNE SYSTEMS!!"

This is NOT A JOKE, PATRIOTS!! The Dumbocrats are going to UNDO all of Bobby Kennedy's work, like how he has been UNPASTEURISING our milk, UNCLEANING our tap water, UNPROTECTING our immune systems, and GIVING US ALL DIARRHEA by UNCEREMONIOUSLY MAKING AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN?! This is the work of people like James Talafreako and Anthony Fauci!! Hold your CHICKEN BONE MARROW BROTHS CLOSE TONIGHT!!!

"I am currently HIDING in a BULLETPROOF BUNKER!" announced RFK Jr., who is currently ON THE RUN FROM THE WOKE, VACCINATED MOB!! "The DEI HIRES in the Democrat Party are trying to CAPTURE ME and put mRNA medicines into my BLOODSTREAM that will REWRITE MY DNA and turn me into a BETA SOY BOY!!! Not just that, but this POISON will potentially KILL the BRAINWORMS RESIDING IN MY CRANIUM!?!"

BEFORE THEY TAKE THIS DOWN: Our sources friend of a friend who knows a guy told us that the Democrats are planning to FORCE our youth to PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE to ANTIFA at the start of EVERY school day!!