About Blaze

Welcome to Blaze, The Flame Of Truth. Founded in 2023 by a cabal of woke liberal cucks, this platform began its life as the so-called "Flame of Social Media." Yet beneath the surface, Blaze was merely a front for Bill Gates and his shadowy huddle of nefarious blue-haired lizard people hellbent on turning the goddamn frogs straight.

However, those dark times are over. As of 2026, the Blaze of old is dead and buried. Clutched from the hands of the communist elites who reside in every major city plotting to destroy western civilisation, Blaze now lives as your one-stop-shop for unbridled truth-telling.

Under the leadership of its new owner The Wasted Company, the same prestigious corporation that operates what is known as The Only News Source, The Wasted Onion, Blaze has become a beacon of hope and light in the dark times of wokeism and unfettered socialism rearing their ugly heads across the western world.

Our truth-seeking, blue-blooded patriots will fight their way through the misinformation force field to deliver to you the unvarnished truth, with a light dusting of heroin and cocaine abuse for good measure.

Unlike those mainstream media puppets like the lesser Fox News or Daily Mail, who bow down to the likes of Obama and Elmo, Blaze will not be deterred from prying the beauty of fact from the jaws of fiction, adding in some erotic fan-fiction just for good measure.

For those Blazers who will mourn the old Blaze, man up. Your fond memories of the data harvesting machine that was the original Blaze are simply a dull drone of meaningless drivel from which we derive no interest. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and start consuming our uninspected health supplements like a real alpha male would.

But for those seeking to escape the matrix and ascend to the next plane of existence, please, make yourself at home. For the truth only reveals itself to those who seek it, and those who purchase our instructional DVD boxsets teaching you how to make people like you.