URGENT WARNING: Radical Zohran Mamdani Declares He Will Forcibly Read The Communist Manifesto To All New Yorkers Before Bedtime?!

Forcing his EXTREMIST, AMERICA HATING agenda onto the entirety of the Big Apple no matter the cost, radical COMMUNIST MARXIST New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani has declared that he would PERSONALLY invade the bedrooms of hard-working American families to read The Communist Manifesto to every New Yorker before bedtime!!!

"This is an OUTRAGE!!" cried Ella James, an ALPHA PATRIOT from Queens who understands the danger of allowing radical left-wing views to undermine the AMERICAN DREAM! "Here in America, we believe in FREE MARKETS, CAPITALISM, PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY, and TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH! We do NOT believe in woke DEI bullshit like ‘equality’ or ‘safety nets.’ The socialist GOON that is Mamdani cannot be allowed to break into the homes of freedom-loving HEROES to indoctrinate them with his leftist MIND VIRUS!!"

As predicted, lesser news outlets like The New York Times are lauding this ASSAULT on New Yorkers as a selfless deed, rather than what it truly is, a MASS DELUSION engineered to TRICK the public into believing public healthcare would "make American greater." However, there is already brave, America First PATRIOTS fighting back by arming themselves and their children with fully automatic assault rifles to gun down Mamdani and his ilk before they can teach them how to do something as POINTLESS as read!

"I have acquired the power to speed read at rates NEVER SEEN BEFORE!" announced the evil New York Mayor during a Satanic ritual disguised as a "press conference." "With my newfound abilities, I am proud to announce that I will be capable of reading the wonderful and insightful Communist Manifesto to EVERY man, woman, and child in New York before their bedtimes. And don't fret, I'll also tuck you all in afterwards to ensure you are as snug as a BUG IN A RUG!!!"

BEFORE THEY TAKE THIS DOWN: our sources have confirmed that Mayor Mamdani was planning to spread his MALICIOUS reading campaign beyond New York to the rest of the nation, which can only be combated by purchasing the new Blaze PATRIOT BEDTIME BLANKIE, which can BLOCK out all known sources of radical, left-wing GARBAGE!!!