TRUTH NUKE: The Blaze Of Old Was A Front For Wix To Harvest All Of Your Data To Determine How Much Of A Beta Cuck You Are!!

Having been saved from the clutches of the GLOBALIST SKINWALKERS by The Wasted Company, owners of The Wasted Onion, the all-new Blaze can confirm today that its former owners allowed this website to act as a FRONT for Wix, HARVESTING all of your personal information to determine how much of a beta cuck you are!!!

"After our years-long campaign to snatch Blaze from the jaws of the ESTABLISHMENT, we have done just that," celebrated the ALPHA MALE CEO of The Wasted Company Clef Bozos while BURNING the previous iterations servers to the ground!! "During our acquisition, we discovered that the sites previous owner, KyleTech, had allowed Wix to harvest ENDLESS amounts of personal information. From the speed of your scrolling to determine your TESTOSTERONE levels, to calculating the pressure applied to left-click as a way to estimate how much soy milk you consume, Blaze was MALEVOLENTLY trying to turn its users into low-testosterone LOSERS!!"

Luckily, Blaze is no longer under the thumb of the BIG TECH ELITES, it is now unshackled and liberated from their WOKE MIND GAMES! Unlike the blue-haired drag-and-drop lame-stream media PUPPET KyleTech, who adored his pre-made templates like they were a first-born child, the new Blaze has been built upon Chode.js, The Wasted Company's NEW, propriety runtime environment. Alongside The Only News Source, The Flame Of Truth will make the world tremble in fear at just how fucking AROUSING our journalism can be!

"Now, under new leadership, Blaze will harvest your personal data without your consent like a TRUE PATRIOT would!!" said Bozos as he outlined this outlets new, RED-PILLED policy!!! "We will be taking ALL the information we can scrounge up as you browse this website to verify that you're not a BLUE-PILLED BETA SOY BOY VEGAN who for some godforsaken hugs trees like a complete and utter SISSY! Here at Blaze, we only want red-blooded STUDS with BIG ARMS that can HOLD US TENDERLY with LOVE and ADORATION!!!"

BEFORE THEY TAKE THIS DOWN: it was confirmed by our sources that our website has already infiltrated your device and downloaded all of your personal information, putting up for sale on the dark web for hackers to purchase for $15.