I'M LOVIN' IT: Generous President Trump Donates 33 Cents To Charity By Accepting To Round Up His McDonald's Order On The Self-Serve Kiosk!!!

Demonstrating once again that he is without a doubt the most SELFLESS commander-in-chief in American history, U.S. President Donald Trump shocked the corrupt lame-stream media today by donating a HUGE 33 cents to charity by rounding up his McDonald's order on the self-serve kiosk!!

"I love the Filet-O-Fish," said a BASED Trump as he GRACIOUSLY tapped "YES" to the charitable deed on a self-serve kiosk in Ohio. "It's so fishy, just like the CROOKED and EVIL Democrats. But unlike those establishment freaks like SLEEPY Joe Biden, the Filet-O-Fish is simple, unlike me, I am very complex, maybe the most complex president to ever hold office, that's what they're saying."

As expected, the woke blue-pilled betas over at lesser news outlets like CNN are already claiming that President Trump SUPPOSEDLY "turned what is a MUNDANE choice many American's make daily and tried to make it seem more important than it is." Yet, as we all understand, this is anything but mundane! Did we ever see Barack HUSSEIN Obama or FRAUDULENT Joe Biden visit a McDonald's, a symbol of American EXCEPTIONALISM and obesity? No!

"Oh my GOSH! MR. PRESIDENT?!" celebrated Lewis Carr, a red-blooded American PATRIOT who was purchasing a McFlurry in the Ohio McDonald's while the commander-in-chief confirmed his GENEROUS deed! "I am truly BLESSED! Oh, thank the heavens! I cannot believe I just witness my president do something so KIND!! You truly are a hero Mr. President! Those lame-stream media cucks truly are WRONG about you and Epstein!!!"

BEFORE THEY TAKE THIS DOWN: our sources confirmed that President Trump REFUSED the self-serve kiosks offer to print his receipt in a HEROIC display of protecting the planet!!