ART OF THE DEAL: Genius President Trump Buys Russia's Entire Reserves Of Siberian Pneumonic Plague To Own The Hygienic Left!!

Standing strong against those that wish to TEAR HIM DOWN, U.S. President Donald Trump has INGENIOUSLY signed a deal with Russian President Vladimir Putin to purchase the ENTIRETY of Russia's reserves of the Siberian pneumonic plague to outsmart the hand-washing liberal FREAKS!!!

"We're going to make America the STRONGEST country in the world when it comes to world ending plagues," said Trump during a RED-PILLED speech while standing next to a plane transporting the AWESOME deadly pathogen! "Putin gave me an amazing price, possibly the best price to ever be priced. A truly TREMENDOUS discount for the American people, thanks YOUR PRESIDENT! Plagues used to be all the rage, very powerful, possibly as powerful as me, everybody loved the bubonic plague. We're going to MAKE PLAGUES GREAT AGAIN!!"

Like clockwork, the FRAUDULENT soy boy "Dr." Fauci attempted to paint the commander-in-chief as "gambling with the lives of American citizens," failing to recognise that Trump SAVED America from the COVID china-virus by relieving over 100,000 of our brave PATRIOTS from the burden of existing!!! Meanwhile, the lesser mainstream media elites proved their cowardice in the face of strong, traditional Siberian diseases by crying like BABIES into their pathetic little disinfectant wipes!

"President Trump is STANDING UP against big hygiene when no one else would," said the ABSOLUTELY BASED HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., lathering himself up in the Siberian plague like a true AMERICAN HERO!! "For too long, those at the top of our medical establishments have refused to let our immune systems pull themselves up by their bootstraps and FEND FOR THEMSELVES. But that is no more, the DEI hires at the CDC cannot stop the inevitable march of death, we must see it through, we must MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN!!!"

BEFORE THEY TAKE THIS DOWN: RFK Jr. was transported to hospital to allow his immune system to BUILD A WALL against the pneumonic plague or succumb to it, just like we did in the GOOD OLD DAYS of the 1300s!!